A Dad Remote control Our mum’s got a dad remote control that she points in his direction… | Brian Moses

A Dad Remote control

Our mum’s got a dad remote controlthat she points in his directionwhenever he slumps down on the setteeor starts to raise an objection.
She presses one button for ‘walk the dog’,another for ‘cook the tea’and when she feels a little lowthere’s one labelled ‘pamper me’.
Then there’s ‘run my bath’ and ‘pour my drink’and ‘time to stop lounging about’.She presses a button for ‘go and wash up’and then ‘take the rubbish out.’
And when she feels he should pay her attentionshe operates ‘please adore me’.But when he goes on about football scoresshe switches him off with ‘you…

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